Wayne Newton Tried to Sleep with Me

I was taking a road trip by myself somewhere in Wyoming or Montana. My friends were going to come catch up with me in a few days. Somehow I afforded to stay in a swanky hotel where Wayne Newton was performing. I watched him sing some songs and was surprised at how many of the songs I recognized. I cheered a lot. After he was done I headed to use the restroom and bumped into him in the hall. He had noticed how much I enjoyed the show and offered to show me his suite and have a drink. I said yes and followed him then was abruptly at his room, unexpectedly on the first floor. I still had to pee and found the bathroom in his room. There were two bathrooms and it was different from normal rooms. He started to pour me a drink and I commented on how much younger he looked close up. I asked where he was going to perform next and he said he was going to New Mexico tomorrow. It was getting clear to me that Wayne only wanted a one nighter. Just to be sure I told him I didn't have any plans and could go with him and he said I was ahead of myself. That didn't stop me from briefly fantasizing about traveling around with him and staying in the best hotels. I knew if I took his drink that I probably wouldn't make it back to my room so I declined and left.