Watched too much Animal Planet "I'm Alive"

I was taking part in a green living experiment and my bed was moved outside to the edge of a lake. I had a comfortable bed with my fluffy blanket and my nightstand was next to me with the light on. A big harmless but annoying gecko walked towards my bed I shooed him away. I saw something move in the water and next thing I knew the gecko had pushed my bed into the water and a crocodile was next to my floating bed. I screamed and freaked out, started to run towards a log sticking out of the water. A friendly bear helped guide me but I wasn’t fast enough and the croc took a bite out of my leg. The bear looked adorable all wet with just his head poking out of the water. I struggled to break free and did. I was bleeding fast. The bear carried me to people. One of the experimenters demanded I eat some seared tuna before we left for the hospital and I complied. It was the worst tuna I’ve eaten. No flavor to it and too chewy. I was taken care of right away at the hospital and they fixed my leg. While I was walking out, free of pain, a mother and two children were walking in. In passing I heard the little girl say to her brother, “why did your peepee disappear?”